| Yaad hai hum
pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki khuli.......nazron se nazren mili
.........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke naam pe dede BABA:-D |
dil main aik
shor sa ho rahah hai bina sms dil bor ho raha hai kaheen aisa to naheen aik piyara sa dost
hum se door ho raha hai |
| chand pe kali
ghata chahti ti hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar
akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi. |
SunsaaN sarak k
sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay
Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar
Bacteria............HOW R U?????? |
beykaabu
hai dil phir bhi jiye jaa raha hoon....
beykaabu hai dil phir bhi jiye jaa raha hoon....
khali hai bottle phir bhi piye jaa raha hooon.... |
bottle
main pepsi say zyaada....used socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa..adnan
sami main charbi say zyaada...mithai main sweet say zyaada...pakistan main
coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U |
Today,
tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!! |
Har
koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai. |
Chaand
ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! |
I
am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. |
Har
desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai |
5
great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram
woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum
So keep in touch |
.....the
heart beat of my phone
.....is ur message tone |
VERY...
cute,gorgeous,genious,goodlooking,intellegent, one in trillions...i
think its enuff abt me,wht abt u.... |
Sweet
candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but,
sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me |
Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud
looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe
ho. |
| Consequences
of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come
quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids. |
Roses R Red Violets R Blue.... monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In Zoo...
Dont feel Angry U Will
Find Me There ...
Too Not In caage But
Laughing At you.. |
7
wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-. |
SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/ i--"
C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN? |
Mere
Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN! |
ABHI
BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai. |
Kya
mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal! |
I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT |
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai |
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye |
Jab
Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai |
1960s
Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl:
dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna ch
autha tayyar hai. |
| Y
do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most
precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u! |
Log
ishq karte hai bade shor ke sath, humne v kiya bade jor ke saath, lekin ab karenge jra
gaur ke saath, kyunki kal humne usko dekha kisi aur ke saath. |
D
se Dosti,
D se Dushmani,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Diwangi,
par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR. |
"LOVE,
easy to say, difficult to stay. Beautiful to feel, difficult to deal. Difficulty is a part
of life. Thats the reason why a G'Friend is never a wife.
|
Kiss
is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga |
PROPOSE
karne ka naya Style..! Chaand to tod dunga, Suraj ko Fod dunga, TU ek BaaR haa kardE
bas... PEHLI WALI KO CHOD DUNGA...!! |
| Wat
is G'Friend? ANS: Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies n
division of friends |
Kehte
hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati
hai |
| Kiss
is a key 2 love, love is a lock of marriage, marriage is a box of children, children is
the problem of INDIA, see how much problem KISS can create |
A
luv couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss d girl... G: NO DEAR NOT ALL THIS B4
MARRIAGE.. B: DONT WORRY DARLING I'M ALREADY MARRIED. |
Five
benefits of kissing.......
*Changes taste.
*Burns calories.
*Lips never get dried.
*Relives stress.
*Makes face muscle strong
so keep Kissing |
This
is MAGIC ! Press down 12 times U'll become CUTE!
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friend, U dont need Magic. U r BORN CUTE! |
