- If you
need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If
you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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- I want
u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out
of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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- God
created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even
God makes mistakes!
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- Someday
u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1
thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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- What
is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have
dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail
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- This
cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for
cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat
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- You've
got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class...
You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!
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- Last
nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and
suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
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- The
animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,
the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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- A -
U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r
Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
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- I Love
You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's
because Dad says "Love Animals" !
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- Dark
were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave
me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
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- Dark
were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave
me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
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- Handsome,
Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well...
Enough about ME! How about you?
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- If I
ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a
genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
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- This is not
fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name
and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
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